Monopoly Go To Jail and Get Out Of Jail lounge pants
by The Beast!
(Boardgame Beast HQ)
Monopoly Free Parking lounge pants
Good clean fun. That’s the ONLY thing that could happen while you’re wearing these Monopoly Go To Jail and Get Out Of Jail lounge pants.
Comfy, cotton, red and black… what could possibly go wrong when you’re chillin’ in these babies?
Well, okay, here’s a scenario. The girlfriend comes over to visit (good) and… steals your lounge pants and chills in ’em herself (bad. Especially if you misconstrued her intentions as she was removing them).
Your apartment could suffer a small fire and you might need to whip off your lounge pants and use them to suffocate the flames.
You could lose a game of Monopoly and need to mortgage your pants to pay somebody’s rent.
You see? No matter how great life is, there’s always a worse outcome just around the corner. Better get these pants now, while the going’s good.