Monopoly Go To Jail boxer shorts

by Tom Warin

Monopoly Go To Jail Boxer shorts
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Editor’s note: This product is not currently available, so we’ve linked Monopoly apparel items instead.

We all have at least one bad boy in our lives. Whether it’s an old flame that you just can’t leave well enough alone, a ne’er-do-well uncle that always seems to need money, or a neighbor that never met a power tool he couldn’t borrow and forget to return.

Finding a gift for such characters has always been a chore. You don’t want to get them something that can be easily pawned, or exchanged for malt liquor. You also don’t want to get them anything that could be used to commit a crime, such as the crowbar that I foolishly bought for my Uncle Jim “The Jimmy” McThievy.

A pair of Monopoly “Go To Jail” boxer shorts is a gift that sends a message.

On the one hand, it says that you care enough to buy them an inexpensive gift. On the other hand, it also says that you would be happier if they were incarcerated. Sounds like the spirit of Christmas to me!