Monopoly Get Out of Jail Free lounge pants

by Tom Warin

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Law enforcement agencies don’t like to admit it, but the mythical “Get Out Of Jail Free” card is no myth at all. Every year, five such cards are printed and made available to the highest bidder.

Each card can be used to get out of one felony arrest or two misdemeanors. They never expire; the oldest card still in circulation was printed in 1904 and is believed to be owned by a Rockefeller, or Lindsay Lohan.

Charles Darrow, the man behind Monopoly, was bitter about the fact that he had never won an auction for a “Get Out Of Jail Free” card, and included it in his game in order to embarrass the authorities. This had the opposite effect; now the only people who believe in the card are the people who can afford to buy it.

If you are reading the Internet rather than making money, then you almost certainly cannot afford a “Get Out Of Jail Free” card. The next best thing is a pair of Monopoly Get Out of Jail Free lounge pants, available from Amazon. At the very least, you may be able to use them to get out of fight with your spouse or significant other.

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