Why Aren’t You Boardgaming T-Shirt

by Tom Warin

(Salem, MA)

Why aren't you boardgaming? Probably because you're shopping for this awesome T-shirt at CafePress...Why Aren’t You Boardgaming T-Shirt
(CafePress)

Why aren’t you boardgaming? It seems like a reasonable question to me. It’s not like you don’t have the time. I know how much TV you watch. You’re watching it right now!

Yes, I know it’s the one where Rachel and Phoebe know, but Chandler and Monica don’t know that they know. Yes, it’s a good one, but you’ve seen it like a dozen times before. How do I know? I’m sorry, I assumed you knew that I was spying on you. My bad.

Okay, let’s start again. Hi there, I’m the guy who’s spying on you all the time. Why aren’t you playing more board games? You have a nice big table. I know you have plenty of friends; I’ve seen you guys at the bar. Oh yeah, I’m watching you there as well. I’ve got this whole town wired for sound and vision.

Just try it. Next time you’re planning a night out, why not suggest a board game party instead? The beer would be cheaper and probably better. They don’t clean the beer lines properly at that place. Oh yeah, I’m spying on them, too.

I know, I know, you think that boardgames are just for kids or geeks, but that’s simply not the case any more. Serious board games are becoming all kinds of popular. That annoys the geeks at first, but then they realize that new players are easy pickings.

Anyway, I have to run. Things to do, people to spy on and all that. Just think about it, okay? I know you have enough in your checking account to cover a few boardgames and a couple of six packs. Might make for a fun night. Oh, and if you do, wear this T-shirt to spread the word. I think it would look nice on you. See you always!

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