Monopoly Dog key ring

by Tom Warin

No need to argue about who plays the dog when you have a Monopoly Dog key ring!Click to buy this item from Amazon!Monopoly Dog key ring

I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say that the question of who gets to play with the little dog in Monopoly games has probably caused more fights than anything else in the history of the world, ever.

I mean, what are the alternatives? A top hat? An iron? A shoe? Is this a board game, or a collection of random crap that’s in my closet?

The car is kind of cool, but it’s an open top racer and clearly impractical for at least half the year for those of us who live in New England. The dog is clearly the way to go.

If you have a house and a car (preferably a sensible runabout with a solid top that handles okay in the snow), then you will also have keys. The losing of keys has caused more fights than anything in the history of the world, except for the whole dog/Monopoly thing.

These two fight-causing issues are combined into this Monopoly Dog key ring, which can be exchanged for money at Amazon. It may not look like much, but it could be our last, best hope for peace.

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