Boardgame Beast T-Shirt

by Tom Warin

(Salem, MA)

The Beast comes calling T-shirt! Click to buy from CafePress.Click to buy this item from CafePress!Boardgame Beast T-Shirt

It’s a lazy Sunday afternoon in late November. The weather outside is chill as winter starts to bite. A man and a woman are at home, sitting on the couch, watching an old episode of Law and Order.

They’ve seen the episode a couple of times before, but they can’t remember the twist. Did fear of being discovered as a plagiarist drive the professor to murder, or is he protecting his daughter who knew that his wife was having an affair? And didn’t the judge play the murderer in another episode?

There is a knock at the door. The woman says “Not it” and the man goes to answer. On the doorstep is an eight-foot tall furry orange monster with tusks. It is holding a pile of board games and it isn’t wearing any pants. What should the couple in our little scene do?

Well, they should probably let the monster go first and pick whatever color he wants. Also, they should probably be a little flexible on accepting certain words in Scrabble. “GRGH” is perfectly legal in Monster Scrabble, for example. Oddly enough, “PANTS” is not.

The moral of the story is that maybe you should take time out from your furious Law and Order watching every once in a while and bust out a boardgame. I’m not saying that if you don’t a pantsless monster (as illustrated on this comfy shirt available on CafePress) will come definitely calling, but I’m not saying that it won’t happen, either.

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