Scrabble two-letter words T-shirt
by Tom Warin
(Salem, MA)
Scrabble two-letter words T-shirt
“These are the 2-letter words that are legal for a Scrabble game!
“You will learn them! They are weapons of mass Scrabble destruction and when you master them, you will be unbeatable. You will eat with these words, you will sleep with these words, you will love these words!
“Why will you do this? You will do this because you are all members of the goddamn United States Scrabble Corps! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?”
“NO SIR WE DO NOT SIR YOU JUST MADE IT UP SIR!”
“Damn right I just made it up and that means that it means what I say it means! UNDERSTAND?”
“NOT REALLY SIR!”
“Jenkins! AI?”
“TREE SLOTH NATIVE TO SOUTH AMERICA, SIR!”
“O’Brien! EM?”
“A MEASUREMENT OF PRINT TYPE, SIR!”
“Well then, maybe you losers aren’t as hopeless as I thought. Now get out there and kick some Scrabble butt! And don’t forget to wear your army issue Scrabble two-letter words T-shirt!“
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