Monopoly Christmas train ornaments

by Tom Warin

Monopoly Christmas train ornaments
(Amazon)

The Monopoly Christmas Express is a magical, mythical train that takes children on the ride of their lives. Every year, a select group of lucky children are selected to ride the train from their homes to Santa's workshop at the North Pole.

There they take part in a series of seminars that explore Santa's business model in great depth. The children also spend some time working on the assembly line so that they greater appreciate what it takes to put together their toys.

When their time at the North Pole is finished, the happy Children are taken to Mr. Monopoly's secret Monopoly factory, where they will spend the rest of their lives in indentured servitude, carving Monopoly pieces until the painstaking detail work drives them blind or insane.

This way, Santa and Mr. Monopoly can be sure that the children will never be able to reveal any of their secrets.

This charming Christmas tale is memorialized in this set of Monopoly Christmas train ornaments, available from those incorrigible Grinches at Amazon. They can be hung from any tree and are made of plastic, so they won't shatter into a million pieces when the cat knocks them off.

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