Clueless game
by Amanda Nettgen
(USA)
Clueless
Download it from:
GameHouse (FULL FREE version
Footprint score:
3/5
Quick verdict
Clueless the game is a less polished version of Jojo's Fashion Show. It is based on the 1995 movie of the same name.
What's it about?
Clueless is all about dolling up ditzy divas in specific looks to make guys swoon. The storyline is shallow and unconnected, though – just a bunch of one-liners recycled from the movie. 
While the venture sends you mall-hopping all over Beverly Hills, gameplay is virtually the same no matter where you wander. In each level you'll have a series of models to dress, each equipped with a time limit.
There are always two constraints for the girl at hand; namely what theme to clothe her in (L.A. Grunge, Beachwear, Military Chic), but also preferences from the boy that is stalking her. You'll have a small selection of tops, bottoms, shoes, and accessories to choose from, of which you must drag and drop onto the model before sending her out to get her picture taken.
Away from the wardrobe is where the judging occurs. You’ll be given a grade A through F for each part of your girl’s outfit, plus bonus points for pleasing the boyfriend and/or getting dressed
fast. Cher will also make eye-rolling comments during this time, like: “You’ll have him eating out of the palm of your hand... AND get him to pay for dinner.” You must maintain a C average or better to move onto the next level.
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Pros and cons
+ Models have adjustable poses, and there’s even a bonus power up involving this.
+ The girls aren't afraid of telling you if you're making them look like the cat's meow... or something the cat dragged in.
+ Power ups are plentiful (although not always the ones you need).
+ Difficult memory mini-game every five levels.
+ Best "fitted" for shopaholics and fashion fanatics. 500+ articles of clothing.
+ A separate Photo Shoot area allows you to design getups, choose your own backgrounds, and snap savable photos to your heart's content.
- You're likely to get the same GPA as the valley girls in this game when it comes to assembling ensembles (read: not straight As). This is because there aren't enough opportunities to shuffle the collection, forcing you to pick some items that are off-theme.
- Instead of churning out an unthinkable 80 levels, the developers should have focused their efforts on improving the choppy graphics and giving the game a little more depth than a mascara tube.
The verdict
Clueless is the virtual equivalent of channel surfing; it's fun for about ten minutes, but any longer than that and it will rot your brain. It's just too superficial to be stylish.